Almost Nakey Rider Archetypes

Almost Nakey Rider Archetypes

They draw humanity toward them. 

They command the vibration of any room. 

They ooze love. 

They soak in beauty. 

They are mesmerizing. 

They are original in thought. 

They are the dreamers that act on inspiration. 

Our world is better because they have made their mark. 

Together, they form a complete picture of the female force of nature. 


Almost Nakey is brought to life by each of their characters. The Spring/Summer Collection is inspired by the dynamic female archetypes that create our world. Please shop the collection understanding that all of their elements create a potion so seductive, so alluring- you can't look away.
Grace the Stallion
Her scent is hypnotizing. She walks into a bar and you instantly go weak to the knees. You lose your balance and then your hooked. Her pharomones overwhelm you. If only you could liquify her and drink her. Stunning, sharp, and wise. She is never fooled by anyone. She watches, waits, and attacks at the right time. She is never presumptious. She is calculated. She is grace the stallion. 
The Rodeo Queen
The epitome of Western Glamour. Every big gold trophy you always wanted is sitting on her gigantic fireplace mantle. You will find zebra, moose, and deer heads from her hunting adventurs. Her businesses range from ice road trucking to three michelin star restuarants. She is known for signing checks and never leaving a deal undone. Her championship horses are almost as poised as she is. She rodeos better than you tie your shoes. Her inner circle is elite. Smile and wave as she walks by you to her box seats. 
Miss Worldwide
Flashy and extravagant. Told she is extra but this only fuels her fire. Impossible to miss, she is usually dressed in a pink cowboy hat, studded boots, and matching 3 peice set. Men flock to her.  Women tustle just to be an acquanitaince of hers. Surrounded by looky lous, fans, and admirers hoping to soak in her shine. To tap into her glimmer. To understand her natural born stardom.
 She feeds on the crowd like a popstar with a microphone at a sold out arena. Her celebrity is known internationally. Anywhere she goes instantly becomes the spot. Bloggers can’t get enough. She feeds the media like god multiplying fish. 
Miss Almost Nakey Americana
The definition of freedom. She listens to no one. Lives by: rules are meant to be broken and better to ask for forgiveness than permission. She knows her way around a ranch better than any ranch hand. Hardwork is in her blood. Her horse is an extension of her. She can lasso a cowboy while he gallops away. She gets what she wants. Her fierce presence has enrolled everyone around her. She built a legacy. Her ranch is protected by generations to come of her offspring. 
Queen of Anarchy
Your worst nightmare in a dark alley. Was born on the back of a harley davidson in the mojave desert. Since birth, she’s led a biker gang through the roughest deserts and into the diviest watering holes. She can fix anything. Never once has she backed down from a fight, a race, or anything for that matter. She is tough. Men are drawn to her. Only the burly will survive. She is worth every ounce of sweat to get her. She is a the queen of anarchy. 
Filled with light. She is alluring, sweet, sticky, and radiant. You are transfixed by her. Down the rabbit whole you jump. You just follow the prize. Her voice. Her eyes. Her lips. Every part of her is covered in sugar. Your salivating. Chomping at the bit to touch her. She runs and you chase. Once you think you can’t run anymore, she lets you catch her. She is every mans dream girl. Powerful and alluring. She will never mislead you, but don’t be naive, she can’t just pick one. 
Miss Tarantino
Black belt. Trained in all forms of martial arts. Number 1 survival tool is a paper clip. She can escape any crimescene unharmed. Bounty hunter, hitman, international women of mystery. Illusive and cunning. She speaks 59 languages. She knows everything about you in 1.3 seconds. Don’t even bother explaining yourself. She is four steps ahead of you at all times. Known to date the worlds highest profile suitors. She has 600 different bank accounts. Her faverite offshore account is on her private island in micronesia. 

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